L!STEN: STROMAE!!!

FUNKY! JAZZY! FRESH! Thats what this FRENCH speaking new artist brings my EARS with his AMAZING SINGLE "ALORS ON DANSE". STROMAE caught me by surprised one day around 3am in the morning during my 2nd trip in PARIS, FRANCE browsing thru the LIMITED amounts of CHANNELS the HOTEL offered with the VOLUME close to MUTE, I heard a FRESH FUNKY BEAT it was giving me LIFE!!! I started to TURN it up & fell in LOVE I was dying to hear it again. A few mornings after I was walking thru LE CHATELET to get a BITE to EAT & all of a sudden I heard the FUNKY BEAT once again & found out it was this NEW ARTIST & SONGWRITER called STROMAE. His look is very CORKY & thats what caught my attention because this song came UNEXPECTED while watching the VIDEO.

STROMAE also known as Paul Van Haver was born in Belgium on March 12, 1985. He has made his mark producing both hip hop and electronic music. He's currently signed to Vertigo Records of Mercury Records France (Universal Music Group France). His FUN & RANDOM music video can be found below...ENJOY!

SCENT: Do you SABON?

Again running LATE to meet a friend I was getting so FRUSTRATED because he kept changing his LOCATION he finally told me to walk up 6TH Ave to "SABON" I asked what is that he then HANGED UP...I finally reached SABON NYC which is located 6th ave between 9th & 10th st. As I was passing the patted me on my NOSE telling me to come in. I was then GREETED by the AMAZING STAFF. They were EXTREMELY WELCOMING they made me feel so COMFORTABLE. They asked if I wanted to try some of there SAMPLES and to be HONEST I wasn't in the MOOD too I was HUNGRY that NIGHT. I FINALLY agreed & I explained to the young lady I HATE when people TOUCH my HANDS because there so ROUGH. She then told me "I have something to take care of that". I agreed to follow with the PROCEDURE. She then put a DIME amount of TROPIC SCENTED BODY SCRUB in my HANDS it started to TICKLE it was a CUTE moment I was smiling. After RINSING off the SCRUB she then placed again a DIME amount of BUTTER CREAM.
Let me REMIND YOU everyone complains about my ROUGH CONSTRUCTION hands after this whole PROCESS I felt like a NEW BORN I didn't want ANYONE touching my HANDS I didn't even want to EAT anymore I was so INFATUATED with my hands. *SMILES*

Check it out www.SABONNYC.com

LENS3S:Under the LAYERS

Ok this is NOT to OFFEND ANYONE cause my MOTHER is a CURVY WOMAN & she knows how to put her EFFECT TOGETHER. One thing that ANNOYS me is not ONLY watching TYLER PERRY'S "HOUSE OF PAYNE" but seeing it in 4D EFFECT in my FACE. I LOVE THICK CURVY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE I date them ALL THE TIME. But this NEEDS TO STOP!!! "BIG GYAL WEAR YA SIZE!" I'm telling you girls there are so MANY places to shop it doesn't even have to be EXPENSIVE you can make it WORK! Just simply learn, realize & take note what your body can do & handle...In the words of DORIAN BRAXTON "IT AIN'T FOR EVERYBODY!"...There's a few techniques...
1.Its ok to wear OVERSIZED CLOTHING in example a SHIRT or DRESS use this as your ADVANTAGE!!!!
2.If your trying to WEAR a BELT around your WAIST PLEASE DO NOT wear a THIN belt it makes everything LOOK CRAZY...Depending on the WEIGHT, SHAPE & FORM the BIGGER the BELT the BETTER. I say start with 3INCHES & work your way from there.
3.Now about the ASS if you have a FLATTY like me STAY AWAY from LIGHT COLORED PANTS meaning WHITE, SKY BLUE, KHAKI etc. STAY AWAY or COVER IT! FLATTYS are NOT to be paid attention to.

In CONCLUSION you gotta SERVE these BITCHES an ILLUSION be FULL of CONFIDENCE but HIDE your FLAWS or USE them in your GREATEST ADVANTAGE. If you have LARGE TA-TAS SHOW them but KEEP IT SEXY!

TOUCH: Let ME SLIDE in YOU

LETS KEEP IT REAL! Ok so SOME of US have ISSUES putting our PENIS in certain areas. This is a TOPIC that some of us know a lot about. One day while in NEW YORK randomly roaming around the CITY I decided to go into a SEX SHOP & ask a FEW QUESTIONS about this ISSUE. I explained to the STORE CLERK how my SEXUAL PARTNER had issues taking my PENIS & I was looking for something that would either OPEN the area up or make it able to SLIDE in.
I asked if TOYS would help such as DILDOS or a PUMPER would help he said YES but maybe your partner wouldn't be willing to try it & I agreed. I then ask do you have any LUBE that isn't STICKY but extremely SLIPPERY...He winked his eye at me & I started to SMIZE I said "What you got?" He took my hands & said "BE CAREFUL"
He then started to SQUEEZE an ounce of this LUBE on my FINGER I replied "This feels AMAZING, its SEXY I LOVE IT!"...
He replied "Its our BEST one its called PJUR ORIGINAL SUPER CONCENTRATED BODY GLIDE" I simply wrote the name down & bought it the NEXT DAY...When I said my SEXUAL PARTNER took it like a PRO they took it like a PRO-FRESH-ANAL!

TASTE: Are you down to MUNCH?

OMG! OMG!! OMG!!! A few WEEKS ago it was EXTREMELY LATE I was leaving the CLUB around the LOWER EAST SIDE, I was EXTREMELY HUNGRY and was looking for something TASTY to SOBER me up LOL just keeping it REAL. I called a friend & he was going off about this PIZZA he told me its INDESCRIBABLE & told me he fell in LOVE.
I then looked at my PHONE & said "GIRL PLEASE! Its not that DEEP"
he replied "Are you ready to TASTE a PIECE of HEAVEN?"
I finally wrote the address & GOOGLED MAP "328 E 14th Street New York, NY 10003", I then found it & was SURPRISED how LONG the LINE was...
I then heard KEYSHIA COLE'S voice say "Tell me is it WORTH it?" & I thought to myself I am really HUNGRY why not wait on line.
When I tell you smh I took a BITE of that PIZZA I was so AMAZED by the different FLAVORS & TEXTURES of the PIZZA although it BURNED MY TONGUE I was still "DOWN TO MUNCH". I continued eating that PIZZA like it was my LAST MEAL until I reached the POINT that I was TOO FULL but I wasn't going to THROW it away. I finished EVERY LAST DROP then LICKED THE PLATE.
I'm not a PIZZA person but when I tell you that was the BEST PIZZA I ever had, it was THE BEST!

CHECK OUT: "ARTICHOKE PIZZA" on 14th st & 2nd ave...You can take the L train to 2nd ave or catch the M14 bus goin towards 1st ave